Bones Of Contention
Quite frankly, it's empirical –
We've stumbled on a miracle.
You think this is satirical?
The odds, we'll bet, are handsome:
It's God's official grandson.
Worth King-of-a-King-size ransom.
Lie? Damned lie? Statistic?
This wager's for the mystic:
The rewards should be ballistic.
In archaeological lingo,
It's a bone bonanza! Bingo!
Like John, Paul, George – and Ringo –
It's like a Beatle grave – yeah –
Look deep within this cave here:
Mr. and Mrs. Saviour!
Take a DNA detector,
It'll prove, like a prospector,
I'm a Hollywood director.