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Remoaning

Backstop? Not what Britain needs,

But pass my hi-speed Pleasure Beads.

 

Sad to see the tariff walls:

Charge my buzzing Kegel Balls.

 

Euro-split? Not cock-a-hoop:

But my butt plug has a finger loop.

 

Gove may slash and Boris stab. It’s

Time to start my Rampant Rabbits.

 

Barnier and Donald Tusk?

A massage wand is not so brusque.

 

Customs Union? I feel rough.

Bring my safe word. Lock that cuff.

 

Withdrawal hasn’t any charm.

May I please use your Nipple Balm?

 

Max-fac, Jack? I’ll see you later:

Here’s my Compact Masturbator.

 

No more welcome in Bavaria –

Lubricate my Schengen Area.

 

Brexit: I am far from thrilled. Oh

Fetch my strapless strap-on dildo.

 

 

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Remoaning

Sales at the British sex toy company Lovehoney have grown by 22 per cent after a record year for the business, rising from £76m to £93m, says the ‘i’ newspaper, suggesting that ‘amid Brexit gloom…  Britons are leaving their Brexit frustrations at the bedroom door’.


23 January 2019

POETRY KIT WEBRING

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