Universal Credit
I’m a class act, we’ve discussed this,
I rank high in all debate,
I dispense expensive justice,
Thus, I need the higher rate.
Glad to see that you have plans for
Higher rates of credit transfer.
Daily I preside in earnest
Over fools and arrant ninnies –
Obviously, I’m at my sternest:
Perhaps I should be paid in guineas,
Or piece rates as I fill the gaols –
Then we’d see who tips the scales.
I’ve a role of strength and stature,
I determine who has cause.
Say I’m stupid? Right back atcha!
I need loot to read your laws.
You must make your cash-tills ring –
If I’m the judge of anything.
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