SUR-PRIZE!
Leave the greater world of unity
Leave the dream in utter rubble
Take this golden opportunity
Here’s a dollar for your trouble
Now you’re citizens of Blighty
Now you’re sinking in one boat
Now you’re Little Brit Almighty
Let me palm you half a groat
Now the wire barbs the Channel
Don your isolation kit
Never mind the Euro-flannel!
A farthing for your grubby mitt!
Step we grayling on we go
From the Brexit funny farm
Here’s a present apropos
With this bawbee, grease your palm
On our own road into glory
You will speak our noble tongue
Hear our Union Jackanory
By the way, a thank-you bung
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