No-one Can Hear You Scream
I am your space commander
Incredible and blond
I wish to have a gander
Into the great beyond
Across the stratosphere I surf
Don’t set foot on my astro-turf
My mothership is loaded
With bullyboys in boots
My mission is encoded
But follows unknown routes
I plan to tell the Milky Way
To do exactly as I say
Hail spaceman! Very well-met!
Although I am a berk
Inside my space force helmet
I feel like Captain Kirk
The galaxy is full of splendours
The battlefields are so tremendous
My name is Donald Vader
Mike Pence is Mr. Spock
I am a cosmic raider
Forget your Plymouth Rock
I come to drive my rocket hearse
Across a brand new Universe
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