Differential Value
My name it is Damian Hinds
And I am of limited value
My brains are inside my behind
Still, you shan’t share this factoid, now shall you?
Science is wonderfully smart
And vital to life as we know it
There isn’t a premium in art
And of course there’s no cash in a poet
Let’s hike up the cost of a study
Which aims towards science and tech –
The price of all arts courses, buddy
Will be cheap as a kopek or lek
Chemists! How richly delightful!
The top-notch, despite being broke
Artists! How jolly but frightful
With their efforts as wispy as smoke
I’m a political fellow
With no wit in my tucker or bib
I’m as useless as mould on old Jell-O
But here is the cut of my jib –
The sheep doesn’t need so much glory
As society’s hard-headed goat
But I am a dunderhead Tory
With the wit of a ferret or stoat
