Seizure
Never known such *snap* election
Never known such *crackle* *pop*
When you give me such affection
I get a seizure that it’s hard to stop
It gives me seizures, when you woo me
Seizures when you climb the poll
Seizures! running through me
Seizures in my jelly-roll
*Snap* lights up my morning,
*Pop* makes night-time bright
I go wild when you *snap* your thumbs
And you know I’ll vote for this all night
Everybody has a seizure
Elections make us gleam and glow
Seizures are not surprising
Seizures get my vote, you know
Theresa loved a *snap* poll,
Jeremy he did the same
When she made her *snap* decision
He said, “Teresa baby, I am game
Thou givest seizure, when we argue
Seizure though thy speech be fudge
Seizure! where we lay our scene:
What a very ancient grudge”
*Snap* and *pop*, a proper contest
It’s a very *snap* affair
Mrs *Snap* the vicar’s daughter
Mr *Pop* the Labour heir
They give us seizure when they tussle
Seizure when they trade a look
Seizure, in each muscle
What a lovely way to cook
Now you’ve listened to the Tories
What’s the point of their hard right
Fox and Boris give you seizures
Cause the voters to ignite
They give you seizures if you listen
Seizures when they pantomime
Seizures! *Snap* elections!
What a fucking waste of time
What a fucking waste of time
What a fucking waste of time
What a fucking waste of time
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