Medicine
Politics is not a game
Politics is not a sport
Politics is not the same
As taking back the clothes you bought
Politics is not a fit
Not a case of taking sides
Politics is not a skit
Nor dressing up in leather strides
Politics is not a bluff
Politics is not for sale
Not the tumble, nor the rough
Nor upon the bargain rail
Politics is not a fete run
To support a special clique
Politics is NOT a matron
Telling you, you have a cheek
Really, you must stop your pep pills
Politics is very drab
While I’m handing out the Strepsils
It’s not the gift, it’s not the gab
Points for taking back Phil Hammond
Points for ruling on the hoof
Game? You need your head examined
Points for standing here aloof
Politics is not a pastime
Winning is not why I’m here
I’m telling you, and for the last time
It’s What I Say It Is, My Dear
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