General Knowledge
Facts are what you think they are,
a left-wing masquerade,
like travelling on the Eurostar –
drilled out with foreign aid –
and science (as we knew it, Stinks)
is socialist old hat,
as dangerous as is the minx
that spoils our habitat.
Quite frankly we do not exist
to save a neighbour’s soul –
as when we call a spot a cyst
when really it’s a mole.
Immigrants aren’t proper folk
but prisoners on the run:
they live on global artichoke
and hate the midday sun –
they’re quite as bad as refugees
who carry foreign bugs
they picked up travelling overseas.
They are a bunch of thugs.
Asylum seekers eat their own
with our beloved chips,
or starve themselves till skin and bone
and bring apocalypse –
you cannot trust a patent truth,
Wikipedia is a fiddle:
the Syrian has no wisdom tooth
and has no thumbs to twiddle.
Don’t claim you know an absolute.
My knowledge runs much deeper:
England! There’s no substitute.
Am I my brother’s keeper?
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