Disaster for Recipes
This is a crossroads, with stakes
Where the gibbets are waiting for fools
This is where Mary new-bakes
This is where Jamie fed Jools
This is where worlds may collide
Where suicides live in unrest
This is where futures are fried* *(or poached, or lightly steamed)
Where Delia always knows best
A shock here for all the unwary
Deciding the fate of the planet
This is where Bikers are Hairy
The home of the foodiest gannet
Nuclear war is no greater
It Doesn’t Get Tougher Than This
This is the home of the Slater
Where Fanny gave Johnny a kiss
The world may be heading for doom
There’s a bunch of assassins in town
Please give Nigella some room!
Don’t take the recipes down
Oh how the world’s ropes go slack
How it teeters upon the old precipes
Thank goodness you’ve posted them back
Thank goodness for BBC recipes
Click here for a Guardian article
