Smershed
I’ll have a new Martini
Shaken please not stirred
I’d go and catch the general
But oh my sight is blurred
I’ll have a slug of whisky
A Scottish drink I think
I’d go and catch the general
But my liver’s on the blink
I’ll have a gin and tonic (large)
I’m sure that it’s your shout
I’d go and catch the general
But oh my word, this gout
I’ll have a pint of vodka
Before the barman closes
I’d go and catch the general
But I have a cirrhosis
I’ll have a double-brandy
I’ll drink it from the crystal
I’d go and catch the general but
I’m half-cock with my pistol
I’ll have a half of heavy
I’d like to be compliant
I’d go and catch the general
But I think she got the pint
Yes I’ll have a final snifter
A brew some sauce a breezer
I’d go and catch the general
But I suffer from am-
Click here for the Bond/gin story in The Independent
Click here for the coup story in The Independent