Jezza Belle
Jeremy wears guts for garters
Jeremy will eat cold shoulder
Can’t hold candles to our martyrs
Is an origami folder
Jeremy won’t cook his chickens
Jeremy is pot black kitten
What the trollope not the dickens
Is once shy and hardly bitten
Jeremy chews dogs for breakfast
Jeremy hangs out with thugs
Breaks opponents slowly, neck-first
Is involved in selling drugs
Jeremy is all Attila
Jeremy is hardcore sex
Chokes young throats with Polyfilla
Never calls a puppy Rex
Jeremy tells his flame This Kiss Must
Last Forever – I’m Too Busy
Jeremy does not like Christmas
Bans a drink if it’s too fizzy
Jeremy dislikes a kidder
Jeremy thinks guns are fun
And, too awful to consider
Has been known to read the Sun
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