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Because it’s pink and squidgy

Because it’s large and jolly

Because it asks She didn’t, did she?

Because it’s off its trolley –


Because it loves the taunt

Of its gormless fans

Because of course it likes to flaunt

What a man will call a man’s –


Like a melon, see it strain

Or fill with icy water

That’s why I do not trust the brain

Of any Sun reporter




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The demise of Page 3 topless models in The Sun was half-announced

21 January 2015


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