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Because it’s pink and squidgy

Because it’s large and jolly

Because it asks She didn’t, did she?

Because it’s off its trolley –

 

Because it loves the taunt

Of its gormless fans

Because of course it likes to flaunt

What a man will call a man’s –

 

Like a melon, see it strain

Or fill with icy water

That’s why I do not trust the brain

Of any Sun reporter

 

 

 

Click here for a BBC story

Click here to buy a copy of Bill’s poetry collection Ringers

Click here for Bill’s New Statesman research project

 

 

 

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The demise of Page 3 topless models in The Sun was half-announced


21 January 2015

POETRY KIT WEBRING

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