Charm Offensive
Some of you may
find my charm offensive;
some of you want
Gordon to succeed;
some, as like as not, assume
I've lost the Labour plot,
would like their leader
on a shorter lead.
Some of you look
rather apprehensive
that, like a bore, I'll
just bang on and on;
some think these are straws I clutch,
that I have lost my Midas touch,
have turned into a
monstrous neo-con.
Well, sorry, guys,
I hate to see you suffer;
it's tough to toe the line
for guys like me.
and, since it is expensive,
if you've seen my charm offensive,
could you bastards please just
give it back to me?
