Also Known As
- in a speech, DC
(also known as David Cameron, DamCam, and formerly Dav Il Sung)
said he would
seek to make English caliphs the caliphs of England, or caliph@ (or the Conservatives,
as they are also known)
and that he would
do The Right Thing. This is
not thought to refer to the song by Simply Red
(also known as Miliband, formerly Ed, also Oppo). He claimed
that a vote for Labour
was a vote for UKIP (formerly known as Farago, and also known as
fruitcakes and loonies, copright DC).
He would stop tax (formerly known as HMRC);
he would stop immigration (formerly known as racism);
he would stop his ears
with wax and polish.
He would bomb the bombers. If you see him
walking down your street
walk on.
Bye.
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