Café Society
Coffee makes you healthy;
Coffee's at death's door;
Coffee makes you wealthy;
Coffee makes you poor.
Coffee's optimistic;
Coffee's in your genes –
Coffee is statistic-
ally made with coffee beans.
Coffee is kind-hearted;
Coffee turns you bad.
Coffee gets you started,
And it makes you bomb Baghdad.
Coffee builds your muscles;
Coffee makes you weaker,
Has power, drunk in Brussels,
Although not in Costa Rica.
Never mind the coffee-picker,
And his Caribbean crops:
But be careful with your ticker –
Coffee stirs it. Then it stops.
If you're coffee-nosed, you snigger;
Coffee slows you, makes you move it;
Go to Starbuck's, and go figure.
Here's the evidence to prove it.
