Bare Faced
With apologies to Christopher Logue, and later, Roger Woddis.
I object to Lady Gaga
because she brazenly raised the price of electricity
I object to Lady Gaga
because she full-frontedly raised the price of gas
I object to Lady Gaga
because she stripped down to a zero wage
I object to Lady Gaga
because she made a show of hacking Angela Merkel’s phone
I object to Lady Gaga
because she started rumours about gypsies and travellers
I object to Lady Gaga
because she flaunted her bedroom tax
I object to Lady Gaga
because she sexed up university tuition charges
I object to Lady Gaga
because she gyrated in support of HS2
I object to Lady Gaga
because she nakedly gave a hip-hip to free schools
I object to Lady Gaga
because she crudely nationalised the Royal Mail
I object to Lady Gaga
because she is dressed like a pound of flesh, and the government will have her
I object to Lady Gaga
because she is a small Big Society
I object to Lady Gaga
because she unashamedly wants a pay-rise for MPs
I object to Lady Gaga
because is Born This Way (Remix), doesn’t that say it all …
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