I am a staunch Conservative
I’ve been in bed with Lib:
For a perv like me, superlative,
Although of course his jib
Is not my cut, and coalition
Is a step I find too large –
Phased withdrawal’s my position,
Or a bunk up with Farage.
Though flirting is a risk you must
Accept on any date,
I fear that Lib’s promiscuous –
Too distant (although suave).
And there are times I rather hope,
When lying in the buff,
For someone else to grind and grope,
Or something rather rough.
So, might one be close neighbour
Of another swain I know?
Perhaps spend time with Labour
In this sweaty studio? –
Or might Ed and Nick be choc-and-toff
Like a tasty tube of Rolo
(And maybe then I’d have it off
With the pleasure that is solo).