the weekly

Coalitus Interruptus

I am a staunch Conservative
I’ve been in bed with Lib:
For a perv like me, superlative,
Although of course his jib
Is not my cut, and coalition
Is a step I find too large –
Phased withdrawal’s my position,
Or a bunk up with Farage.

Though flirting is a risk you must
Accept on any date,
I fear that Lib’s promiscuous –
Too distant (although suave).
And there are times I rather hope,
When lying in the buff,
For someone else to grind and grope,
Or something rather rough.

So, might one be close neighbour
Of another swain I know?
Perhaps spend time with Labour
In this sweaty studio? –
Or might Ed and Nick be choc-and-toff
Like a tasty tube of Rolo
(And maybe then I’d have it off
With the pleasure that is solo).


Click here for an Independent article

Click here to buy Bill’s poetry collection Ringers

Click here to follow Bill’s New Statesman research


Coalitus Interruptus

Channel 4 is to present a show called Sex Box, in which couples have sex behind screens before emerging to talk to a live audience, a panel of sexperts, and Mariella Frostrup. The Liberal Democrat and Conservative parties, this being the conference season, were trying to distance themselves from one another.

25 September 2013


Home/Join | List | Next | Previous | Random