Loss Leader
I'm a bimbo, pretty and pert,
With baa-baa brains and a ra-ra skirt,
My head is full of heated air,
I've never heard of Tony Blair,
I can't speak straight, my voice is flat –
Am I a Liberal Democrat?
My mum says I should live the dream,
I'm a don't-know girl with a so-so scheme,
I can giggle, wiggle, or yammer on,
And who's this David Cameron?
I twitter, I go pitter-pat –
Am I a Liberal Democrat?
I'm Lorelei Lee, I'm a ditsy doll,
I'm a flim-flam flirt and a mop-top moll,
I'm a carnival queen, I flit, I float,
And – omigod – I can win the vote:
Put me in the middle, I'm always me -
Now isn't that Liberal Democracy?
