Leave me alone
I wish that they’d leave me alone
For I’m only a NewsCorp tycoon
I may be a shaker in God’s larger acre
But it might as well be Brigadoon
I wish that they’d leave me alone
The place I belong is the corner
I may have the bunce but I’m only the dunce
Who sweats in a separate corner
I wish that they’d leave me alone
For what do I care about news?
I merely feed fish to the pelican wish
Of my parish – don’t pull up their pews
I wish that they’d leave me alone
Really I’m not worth the fuss
The cost of the print makes me very near skint
It’s the journalists fester the pus
Yes, I wish that they’d leave me alone
With my grace in the midst of disgrace
And my absolute shame at this scandalous game
And this isn’t a grin on my face
Supposing that Cameron falls?
Does a little bird tweet to my phone?
How could it fail to increase all my sales?
Ah, I wish that they’d leave me alone
Yes, I wish that they’d leave me alone
Like Garbo, the fabulous Greta
Hear me atone, for my heart’s not a stone
And ring up my tills (that feels better)
And never mind James and Rebekah
And leave me alone, on my tod
As sweet as a burdoch, I’m merely R. Murdoch
And my A-team has hacked into God
