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Mrs. Duffy says

As I said to Mr. Brown
The day I drove him out of town
For calling me a bigot
Do not talk about a spigot
When you mean a tap
Cut the crap, dear chap

As I said to Mr. Brown
When I brought the bully down
For filling me with swill
Do not talk of daffodil
When you mean it’s yellow
Plainer, please, young fellow

As I said to Mr. Brown
When he used that noxious noun
Inside his limousine
Do not tell me cuts are clean
When their grease is thick
Tell me clearly, Nick

As I said to Mr. Brown
When I helped the man to drown
In a vat of bile
Do not use a pious style
The Big Society, dear Dave
Is digging one another’s grave

Click here to read the Guardian article

Mrs. Duffy says

Mrs. Gillian Duffy, the scourge of Gordon Brown, has re-appeared to give Nick Clegg a piece of her mind

14 April 2011


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