Toff Cat
Toff Cat!
The ineffectual Toff Cat!
Once he's wrecked you all
Those friends –
Who might call him D.C. –
Must fit in his
Big Society.
Toff Cat!
The uninscrutable
Ratter of the pack,
He's the teeth, he's the jaws,
He's the tabby that roars,
He's the most snip-snap
Toff Cat.
Yes he's the cheese, he can purr,
See the blood on his fur,
He's the most snip-snap
Toff Cat.
