Mister Ed
A boss is a boss, if poss, if poss,
And cannot be both of two bros, not poss,
But that's no loss becos the boss
Is the famous Mister Ed.
Ignore all the goss and ask the boss:
He'll hand you a fresh stick of candy floss.
His brother may suffer from thanatos,
Having lost to Mister Ed.
*****People gabble that Ed's a geek
*****Where David was the pro –
*****But Mister Ed will never speak
*****Of his lonely elder bro.
A boss is a boss, if poss, if poss,
It's perfectly poss this new one's cross:
But is he the party's Stirling Moss?
Well listen to this: "I'm Mist-er Ed."
Click here for the Guardian story about the election.
