Wild Bores
1 Ken Clarke
Choose me, I am a perfect pig:
I root, I'm tough, I love to truffle.
I huff, I puff, my belly's big –
Where there is undergrowth, I scuffle.
2 Malcolm Rifkind
I am an eager beaver, filled
With promises. My tale is flat.
Such elegance! I like to build
A dam. I am a giant rat.
3 David Cameron
I'm young and hungry, lithe and lean,
The predator to fix our jinx.
I roll on, and I like to preen –
Or spray you with my scent. It's Lynx.
4 David Davis
How smooth I am, on silent feet,
The leader of the pack, no fuss.
I prowl about, howl, violent-sweet,
Seem practically anonymous.
