Strictly Come Franchising
Kick your heels and do the rhumba:
Pick Strictly jim-jams for more slumber.
Shift your hips and do the foxtrot:
Strictly kilts mean you're a mock-Scot.
Swing your skirts and bossa nova:
Strictly eggs are top range ova.
Clack your soles and pasa doble:
With Strictly's peerage, bribe them nobly.
Strut your stuff and do the tango:
Strictly chutney, strictly mango.
Swirl and twirl and do the waltz:
Try our Strictly liver salts.
Leap and lunge and jump and jive:
Buy this Strictly four-wheel drive.
Move to music, cha-cha-cha:
Strictly sells a first-foot spa.
Madison to old Joe Loss:
Strictly's brand is not J.Ross.
Swivel quickly, do the twist:
Strictly's gin slings get you pissed.
Do the wiggle, join the jig:
Snap up Brucie's Strictly wig.
Raise your hands and Highland Fling:
Cash for Strictly anything.
There are price tags stuck to all whom
You have glimpsed in Strictly's ballroom.
Buy the mirror, buy the smoke:
The BBC is Strictly broke.
Read the Guardian article here