Distinctive Mongolian Eyes
If you've nothing at all to declare
but are thinking of wearing disguise,
hire a beard, but better not wear
distinctive Mongolian eyes.
When you are leaving your flat
and you're tempted to cause a surprise,
swipe a strange hat, but leave it at that:
no distinctive Mongolian eyes.
Innocent though you may be,
here is a word to the wise:
dress up as a tree, but don't seem to see
through distinctive Mongolian eyes.
Distinctive Mongolian eyes
are a badge, like a burqa or kilt:
even if real, they are sure to give rise
to a sudden suspicion of guilt.
You may be whiter than white,
but this is what I would advise:
many take fright at even the sight
of distinctive Mongolian eyes.