Begging Letters
I beg you for your patience.
I beg you for my bowl.
I beg you for donations.
I beg you for my soul.
I beg you for our coffers.
I beg you for relief.
I beg you. Any offers?
I beggar all belief.
I beggar you, my neighbour.
I beg you for my box, see.
I beg you for New Labour.
I beg you through a proxy –
Oh dear, I beg your pardon.
I beg you. Let it grieve me.
I beg with jam and lard on.
I beg you to believe me.
I beg you. Let it shame me,
I beg you in disgrace.
I beg you please to blame me,
Beg for egg upon my face.
I beg you, but I'm rumbled.
I beg you not. The regu-
lations! Beg you, humbled.
Oh beggar me! I beg you.
