Floody Hell
Flood, notorious flood,
There's nothing to nix it:
Brit-sticks in the mud,
We've no way to fix it.
We haven't glimpsed this abyss
For millions of aeons,
We know that they felt like this
In New Orleans.
Flood, notorious flood,
All rivers run faster,
They're curdling our blood,
It's quite a disaster.
Don't think about Bangla Desh,
Don't mention tsunami -
If bowsers are not kept fresh,
We'll go barmy.
Yes – flood – notorious flood –
We're stuck in a flood –
Our rudders are dud –
Notorious flood!
