Putting Me Off
Dear Boris, please do get a grip,
and keep your brains in gear.
Male teachers are not jumping ship
that they'll be named as criminal,
or victims of a vendetta.
There's plenty think that women'll
just do better.
The simplest reasons don't occur
to your great cerebellum.
If thoughts assail you in a blur,
don't tell 'em.
I know you see the world as mad,
from your peculiar slant,
but could you cut the slang ('egad!',
'my giddy aunt!')?
Your Billy Bunter act is very good,
and, most effectively,
it is the reason I've not stood
as a Tory MP.