I'm going back to neverland
to hone my magic powers
and learn to be so clever and
extend my kelly hours.
The staff are quite delighted that
my deskapades are longer;
in fact, they're so excited that
they did a staffroom conga. (Ow!)
My thriller days are over now,
I'm strictly for the nerds:
my teacher'll be in clover now
to see me, mark my words.
And I won't be making faces,
with these kelly hours investing
in knowing where my place is,
since time will be more testing.
One odd thing's happened, all the same,
though I won't make any fuss:
the teachers bring in bedding, claim
they'll have to sleep with us.