In The Frame

 

The dinosaurs are coming!

The zombies walk the floors!

The air is thick with drumming!

Here come the Tory wars!

Get me off this planet, please sir,

They’re ganging up on St. Theresa!

 

The mummies fill the crescents,

Their bandages are yellow –

Their eyes are pure putrescence,

Their brains are made of Jell-O –

Oh hide my beezer in a freezer,

They’re ganging up on St. Theresa!

 

Take all of my backhanders!

The mutant ghouls are howling!

There’s blood on all their danders

And their werewolf eyes are scowling –

As I’m a gold-and-diamond geezer,

They’re ganging up on St. Theresa!

 

The evil dead are busy,

The locusts swarm the skies,

It’s one great Tory tizzy,

It’s like a plague of flies –

There’s twenty stabbers after Caesar,

They’re ganging up on St. Theresa!

 

12 May 2019

According to the ‘i’ newspaper, the number of candidates to replace Theresa May has ‘swelled to nearly 20 MPs’. The Times reported that millionaires were fleeing the UK over ‘fears of political chaos’.


POETRY KIT WEBRING

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